I am surrounded by animals

This is Dolly. She thinks she wants to drive.

This is Maxwell. He says three words: Hello, Max, Maxwell.


Dolly likes cookies.


This is Snickers. She is fat and she is a b**ch. Sort of reminds me of my witchy aunt.

This is Kata. She only lets Princess Ivi touch her.

Of course, this does not include the following other animals on the property:

• the 100s of exotic birds that live on the other side of the house (yes, I said 100s),
• the 2 horses at the barn (JonJon and Ace),
• the 30 (or so) guinea hens and the 6 peacocks that run around,
• the other 2 dogs (Layla and Elvis),
• the other 3 cats (Biscuit, Buttons and Shop Kitty),
• the other 3 rescued Chihuahuas (Penny and two as yet unnamed),
• the two guard dogs (Bubba and Lucy), and
• Mom's two birds (Xengu and Tiger) in the house.

Crazy, huh?