A blonde woman gets in the elevator to go home. It stops a few floors down and this guy gets in.
"T-G-I-F," said the woman.
"S-H-I-T" said the man.
"T-G-I-F," said the woman again.
"S-H-I-T," replied the man again.
When the elevator stopped at the bottom floor, they both got out and the woman said, "T-G-I-F means ‘Thank God It’s Friday’".
"I know," said the man. "S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry Honey, It’s Thursday."
*Princess Ivi told me that.